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A: Man, that hit the "spot." Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner? A: Because it was not peeling well Q: Why is England the wettest country?
Q: Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? A: 2 Fast 2 Curious Q: Did you hear about the hairdresser?
A: A Gummy Bear Q: What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?
Q: What do you call a very religious person that sleep walks?
You go on ahead and I'll hang around Q: What washes up on very small beaches? Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers? Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move? Q: Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife at the dinner table.
A: a Roman Catholic Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant? Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away? A: An Investigator Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?